About David

Oh, well. Whatever. Never mind.

David Vienna is the creator of mindbogglingly popular “CTFD Method” of parenting and The Daddy Complex, a parenting humor website where he chronicles misadventures with his wife and twin sons. In his eclectic professional writing career, he’s penned everything from corporate marketing campaigns to reality TV scripts (that one really awesome episode of House Hunters — yeah, that was his).

His bestselling parenting manifesto Calm The F*ck Down remains a go-to gift for those with a baby on the way or anyone who needs some chuckles while sitting on the toilet. It also makes a fantastic drink coaster. When not wrangling his kids, he continues to write books, scripts, comics, plays, and articles. His work also appears in exquisitely crafted drunken emails to his friends from high school.

Turn-ons: Long walks on the beach and the color green. Turn-offs: Nazis.