Calm The F*ck Down

The Only Parenting Technique You’ll Ever Need

Based on the no-holds-barred post that swept the internet, the bestselling Calm the F*ck Down is for parents who desperately need a chill pill. This helpful how-to offers a diaper-load of practical advice and shows that common sense can get you through most parenting dilemmas. The guttural stepsister to Keep Calm & Carry On, Calm The F*k Down includes advice from actual experts and blends authoritative and humorous in equal parts.

“If Vienna’s CTFD had been available four years ago, the money I could have saved on antacid and Grecian Formula would easily fund my daughter’s first year of college.”

—Dave Engledow, author of World’s Best Father

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