70 Cocktail Recipes for Everyday Chores

Why should special occasions get all the fun cocktails—what about the tedium of daily life? The recipes in Drinks for Mundane Tasks tackle the to-do list with zest. A way to get through any unbearable duty? We’ll drink to that.

“[This book] has the same cheeky sense of humor as his 2015 guide for frazzled moms and dads, Calm the F*ck Down.”

—San Luis Obispo Tribune

Only the best cocktail books include the Grass Chopper (for mowing the lawn), the Sazertax (for filing taxes), and more.

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