Based on a no-holds-barred post that swept the internet, Calm the F*ck Down (Knock Knock) is for parents who desperately need a chill pill. This helpful how-to offers a diaperload of practical advice and shows that common sense can get you through most parenting dilemmas. The guttural stepsister to Keep Calm & Carry On, Calm The F*k Down includes advice from actual experts and blends authoritative and humorous in equal parts.
“If Vienna’s CTFD had been available four years ago, the money I could have saved on antacid and Grecian Formula would easily fund my daughter’s first year of college.” —Dave Engledow, author of World’s Best Father
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